The Risk of playing Risk.

Well, last time I was at Colin's he got the Risk game out and then proceeded to beat Scott and me over the course of a couple of hours.

I'd played it a couple of times before over the last decade, but was very rusty. As I played however a plan of attack formed in my mind.
Next time, I promised myself, would be different.
And 'next time' arrived.
Colin got the Risk game out.
I chose Green again.
I implemented my strategy.
I stuck to it.
My strategy worked.
My Green army swept across the board.
Pushing the Blue and Orange armies out of Europe and down through North America into South America.
Where I finished them off.

Scott knew it was all over but Colin still looked for a way out.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa.